The Onion at STAPLE!

21 Feb

Representatives from the Austin office of The Onion, America’s Finest News Source, will be…well, representing…at this year’s STAPLE! I’ve been a loyal reader for years so I’m personally pretty stoked to see them come out to the show.

For those sub-mineral dwellers not familiar with it, The Onion is a national publication and website with millions of readers, offering award-winning news and views that can’t be found anywhere else. Every week, their attention grabbing headlines and photojournalism paint a unique and hilarious picture of the world. The New Yorker calls it “The Funniest Publication in the United States”.

A print version of the paper that includes local entertainment news and reviews is distributed at over 1000 locations in Austin, so pick one up – it’s free! Several members of their super-hip and attractive staff will be on hand at STAPLE! for you to ogle and admire. Become their BFF at

Yours Truly,
Uncle Staple

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